
Ever since Overwatch‘s closed beta splashed onto the scene in 2015, the web has been inundated with Overwatch porn. It’s not hard to see why – beyond the game’s massive popularity, it boasts a cast overflowing with unchallengingly-attractive caricatures and broad ethnic stereotypes, each carrying JUST enough backstory to serve as the jumping-off point for a million million sexual scenarios but not so much as to bog anyone down in too many details. Add into that the fact that its character models are extremely easy to manipulate with software such as Source FilmMaker or Blender and a constantly supply of new costumes for said character models, and you’ve got all the ingredients you need for a seemingly-bottomless pot of sexual content gumbo that’s sure to keep your highly-derivative hero shooter relevant long past its sell-by date!
Things have changed. Yes, the Overwatch porn spigot is still flowing fast and strong, but the property on which it’s based isn’t doing too hot. Overwatch has, technically, given way to Overwatch 2, but by all accounts the supposed successor to one of Activision-Blizzard’s biggest blockbusters hasn’t been performing like it should. This isn’t that surprising, as the competitive gaming landscape has changed a lot in the near-decade that the game’s been active – no game remains popular forever. Some players will move on to new, similar titles like Riot’s Valorant or Respawn’s Apex Legends. Others might find their tastes drifting to other genres entirely, perhaps becoming engrossed in a roguelike such as Hades or a massive single-player experience like Elden Ring. Others still will simply melt away, becoming fed up with a toxic online player base, running short of time to play between obligations like work, school, or child care, or falling out of touch with their regular gaming group. All of this is perfectly normal, but unfortunately also represents a state of affairs completely unacceptable to Activision-Blizzard’s stakeholders, who demand infinite growth and infinite returns.
Hence, “grippers” – an unsubtle overture to the gooner wing of the player base, cloaked in a wincing reference to a long-running community in-joke about Sigma’s exposed feet. Cringe! Not because it’s somehow Not Done to sexualize the game’s characters (more on that in a moment), but because porn has carried Overwatch‘s Caligulan carcass atop its back year after year, and deserves better than a self-conscious joke from some underpaid intern who, statistically, was verbally and possibly physically chastised both before and after hitting Post.


